Virginia Man to Florida Man: Hold My Beer  (Newsworthy but NSFW)

"someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired) 12/13/2017 at 17:17 • Filed to: naked road rage

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A naked man jumped onto a moving truck, attempted to stab the truck, then ran off naked into the woods with a tire around his neck. On Route 28 by Dulles Airport.

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Svend > someassemblyrequired 12/13/2017 at 17:27

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Strangely, compared to U.S. politics, this doesn’t seem too crazy.

someassemblyrequired > Svend 12/13/2017 at 17:28

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This might be about the most perfect metaphor for US politics in 2017.

xyzabc > someassemblyrequired 12/13/2017 at 17:29

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Expect more of this once “autonomous cars” become more common...

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Svend 12/13/2017 at 17:33

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COTD— wait, wrong site....

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > xyzabc 12/13/2017 at 17:34

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That’ll be me. Save the manuals/naturally aspirated/turbo diesel/Miata/wagons!!!!

someassemblyrequired > xyzabc 12/13/2017 at 17:38

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You know now that sometime in the next 20 years there’s going to be some Silicon Valley nerd who’s going to be tasked with programming the AI to deal with a naked crazy person under the influence of an unknown substance.

Straightsix9904 > someassemblyrequired 12/13/2017 at 17:41

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And there will be congressional hearings as to why it wasn’t programmed in the first place! Didn’t they see this coming!

Chariotoflove > someassemblyrequired 12/13/2017 at 17:41

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Kids, this is what happens when you read Melville while on crack.

“To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee; For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.”

xyzabc > someassemblyrequired 12/13/2017 at 17:46

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Electric Sun Roof. ...with design focus on “electric”.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > someassemblyrequired 12/13/2017 at 17:47

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Bath salts back in fashion?

Urambo Tauro > someassemblyrequired 12/13/2017 at 17:51

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Never a dull moment in Dulles.

someassemblyrequired > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 12/13/2017 at 18:07

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Signs point to yes.

Saab wagon is best wagon-now with less Saab > someassemblyrequired 12/13/2017 at 19:17

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I know exactly where that sign is as I drive by it roughly once a month.

Quadradeuce > someassemblyrequired 12/13/2017 at 19:38

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Meh, pretty common hazing ritual for freshman Senators...

someassemblyrequired > Saab wagon is best wagon-now with less Saab 12/13/2017 at 20:32

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Yeah sadly I know where it is too. And it’s not far enough away from my house.